сказочка на ночь. dont take ше too serious )

Once upon a time there lived an old man and an old woman. Thay had a little hen named Ryaba. One day the hen put a golden egg. Old man hit-hit-hit, didnt hit, oldwoman hit-hit-hit, didnt hit. A little mousie run, tail waved, egg fell, then CRASH. Oldman cries, oldwoman cries, mousie cries, little hen Ryaba says:

shit happens
no egg no cry
dont worry be happy
dont cry, oldman, dont cry, oldwoman, I'll deliver you another egg, not golden but simple... from ebay.com by Pochta Rossii

and they lived long and happily ever after )